My work laptop hates me

Perhaps its slowness and failure to comply with simple requests is a punishment for me spending too much time reading blogs while at work.

In other news, a friend linked to me from his blog with the following text:

She'd knife a man in the back for literary effect.

Hehe. I appreciate the sentiment, though given my proclivities for sci-fi/fantasy elements, I'd probably be likely to make him grow elephant tusks and then get shot by his own family for being a monster.

Or something like that?