Sunday, August 3, 2008

August 3: Divigate

“Unhand the maiden, foul scum!”

The mugger turned, still gripping the struggling woman’s arm. Rising up before him was a man the size of the Jolly Green Giant. He froze at the sight.

“I said UNHAND HER!”

The force of the exclamation sent the man flying, still attached to his victim. Fortunately, the oversized crime-fighter reached out with his enormous hand and captured her mid-air.

Then, something above caught his eye. “BALLOONS!” he cried gleefully, releasing the woman, who landed on the pavement with a crunch.

The onlookers shook their heads. “The Boy Blunder must be off his meds again.”

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