Time Flies When You’re Eating It Up
Lilly enjoyed birthdays—specifically, her own. She just couldn’t get enough presents. The day after her birthday was always an enormous letdown, and she despaired that it only happened once a year.
She grabbed the page-a-day calendar from her desk and began tearing off the pages and stuffing them into her mouth. Eating through the entire year took hours, and she ended up dousing the pages in chocolate syrup in order to get them down.
She went to bed with indigestion, but she was confident that tomorrow would bring more presents.
Maybe someone would give her a new page-a-day calendar.