If you answered "yes" to that question, then you definitely go listen to the story "Code Brown." It's the latest from Drabblecast, one of the fiction podcasts I listen to. And it's absolutely hilarious, in addition answering one of those questions that you never thought would even be satisfactorily answered. You can check it out here.
In fact, I recommend just about anything I've heard on Drabblcast. Norm Sherman's opening, "Strange stories from strange authors for strange readers, such as yourselves," is about as accurate as anyone could want. Check out the Drabblecast promo first, if you don't believe me.
And no, they are not paying me.